Day 1 Woke Up, Did Pennine Way Day 2 A Walk to Windy Hill Day 3 Truckin' on Down to Hebden Bridge Day 4 Kicking Down the Cobblestones to Cowling (and Feelin' Groovy) Day 5 All the Way to Malham Without Alliteration Day 6 Anus Horribilis to Horton Day 7 Horton to Hawes-Piece of Cake Day 8 Over the Hill to Keld Day 9 Off Path to Richmond Day 10 Fair to Middleton Day 11 Loitering Without Tent to Langdon Beck Day 12 No Porn in the Pennines Day 13 A Rubbery Room in Alston Day 14 Lost Sheep and Shocks on the Way to Greenhead Day 15 Full of Beans in Bellingham Day 16 The Hounds of
the Bynress Hotel Day 17 Over the Wire
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2 I woke to a bright and early Saturday feeling pretty awful. It wasn’t the aches and pains so much, they weren’t too much more than my aging body often faces while adjusting to the onslaught of another morning; it was probably more to do with having so little food the day before. An allergic reaction to losing weight no doubt. After a healthy breakfast and then another unhealthy one, I felt fine.
Laddow Rocks, Half Way Up I managed Laddow rocks (it was becoming a little repetitive) without too much difficulty, so my general fitness must have improved from a few weeks ago. Being a sunny Saturday the moors were popular, though not as busy as I expected. There was quite a large group of climbers on the rocks but I stopped myself from pointing out to them the easier way up. Apparently this area was exceptionally popular with climbers before the second global unpleasantness as it wasn’t patrolled by gamekeepers, therefore they weren’t as likely to be used as target practice while dangling from a rope.
As I was winding my way up the slabs towards Black Hill a couple of runners were coming down towards me, one close on the heels of the other. Don’t you just hate it when you come across these sort of people? They’re obviously ten times fitter than you, going ten times as fast and don’t have an ounce of fat on their horrible musclefied bodies. I managed to put these two fitness freaks off their stride as they passed me, for a moment at least, by commented that it was an incredibly close race considering the distance they’d obviously come.
Heading down from Black Hill I was greeted by everyone I met with an “’ow do”, because they all speak Yorkshire on t’other side of t’ill. That’s West Yorkshire of course, if it had been North Yorkshire they’d have said “now then”. It had never struck me before but on this day crossing the border was very noticeable.
Looking Towards Holmfirth, Home to Last of the Summer Wine, So There's Nowt to Laugh at When the weather’s good the view is vast over God’s own county and it’s a pleasant stroll down until you come across a small and steep sided valley. How delightful you’ll probably think, a hidden gem, then you have to puff your way back uphill again. There is always a caravan café by the side of the road here but they don’t sell ice creams and I didn’t fancy a hot tea. Across the road a Pennine Way sign directs you over a few hundred yards of moors before joining a track which runs along by the side of the reservoirs. I think most are like me and simply follow the road round.
When you reach the dam next to Wessenden lodge there is a choice of routes. You can carry straight on and cross the stream by a footbridge down a very steep descent and up a longer, just as steep ascent or you can cross the dam and follow an easy path round. However, just where you make your decision there is a sign warning of the dangers of subsidence on the easy path across the dam. Just ignore this. Officials are always putting signs up for the sake of it, it gives them something to do and there is no evidence of subsidence anywhere to be seen. After you’ve crossed the dam and gone along and round the corner there is another sign, identical to the first. This is placed in front of the recently erected fence in front of the hole where the path used to be. You might be tempted to turn round and go back at this point. Don’t do that. You’ve come a quarter of a mile out of your way which will be half a mile wasted if you do. Instead, go up the bank on the left and skirt round the problem. The going gets a bit tricky but never mind, anyway, you’re committed now. Above the waterfall, because of the sheer 20 foot drop to the stream you have to go a bit further than you thought to cross it but once you’ve managed that it’s a great stamina building exercise fighting your way through the tussock grass up and over the hill before eventually finding the path again an hour later and all of half a mile further on.
Don't Take any Notice
For anyone doing the standard stages this would be nearing the end of the second day. If you have the time you can enjoy one or both of the Black Moss reservoir beaches, it’s blessed with one at both ends. I had a beach to myself when I stopped for a drink and a biscuit, though as I moved off a group of four came along and took the whole place over.
Diving Platform and Playa del Excremento, Black Moss Reservoir Being a weekend there was an ice cream van in the car park next to the cutting so I set off along Standedge trying not to lose the chocolate from my Magnum Classic as it fell off in slabs every time I bit into it. Along the soot blackened rocky edge there are excellent views to the west. My attention was drawn to such an extent I didn’t notice a large herd of black cows, camouflaged among the rocks, until one jumped up and mooed at me from 20 feet away. I was quite startled. It takes a considerable amount of lack of observation to walk into the middle of a herd of fifty or so cows in broad daylight, unseen until one of them says hello to you.
A Herd of Cows Disguised as Rocks
My day finished at 7.30 and apart from a spot of sunburn on the backs of my legs and a few of those aches and pains again (you can’t write an account of a long walk without moaning about your feet) I felt pretty good and very happy with the progress I’d made. I also had an easy half day to look forward to tomorrow.
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